The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
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Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
by It's So True September 11, 2008
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The band independently released one cd, A Million Miles From Home in 2008. The band has since been working on a professionally recorded yet to be titled EP with producer Robert Venable in Nashville, TN.
The band independently released one cd, A Million Miles From Home in 2008. The band has since been working on a professionally recorded yet to be titled EP with producer Robert Venable in Nashville, TN.
by pearljamfan April 15, 2010
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Get the The Veracity Providence mug.One of the most retarded schools ever created. I'm glad its closing down. You go no were in life and become a dumbass for the rest of your life. Dont Go To Our Lady Of The Divine Providence.
by Zack Reffy July 6, 2009
Get the Our Lady of the divine providence mug.east providence is made up of 3 different towns, Riverside, Rumford and East Providence. Theres not much to do in ep. Mostly all people do is get fucked up on whatever kinds of drugs they can get. Driving to providence and going clubbin is another example of fun. Everyone knows everyone. And also everyone fucks everyone. There is plenty of whores and custys in ep. mostly whom have fucked anyone they can find. boring ass city and the cops watch like hawks.
by homieg9 December 11, 2011
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