Poutine

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy
We went crazy last night. We gave that girl some fresh poutine
by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019
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Poutine

A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.
Let's eat some Poutine... eh?
by DavyPB July 01, 2019
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Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020
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meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.
by little_wing December 05, 2017
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Poutine Pussy

The act of making the Canadian delicacy "poutine" and eating it off your partner's freshly waxed pussy.
Gary and Stephanie shared a poutine pussy, eh?
by 6fa6e8dd24a387 July 24, 2019
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poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.
Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
by your moms dirty ho September 09, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

French fries (McDonalds or otherwise) with a little bit of cum on half.
Would you like some of my Alabama Poutine? No. I don't like eating cum. It's only on the left side!
by BleepFace March 27, 2024
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