When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.
Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.
by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015
Get the Parachute Pussymug. (Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.
by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011
Get the Parachute Knickermug. A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.
Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.
Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.
by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019
Get the bird parachutemug. The act of holding a used condom outside of the front passenger side window while the passenger in the back has their head outside of the vehicle. Once the condom has expanded it will pop resulting in a facial for the passenger in the back.
Matt and I went for a cruise with Becky and Sam. Sam kept yelling out the window so I gave her an Atikokan Parachute.
by Reese Birch November 20, 2016
Get the Atikokan Parachutemug. Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.
by Datass March 3, 2019
Get the poisonous parachutemug. A Pink Parachute occurs when two individuals engage in sodomy (gay or straight) and upon 'pulling out,' the inner wall of the anus visibly protrudes from the sphincter.
by Adawg4411 June 15, 2017
Get the Pink parachutemug. by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017
Get the meat parachutemug.