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too much rock for one hand

The traditional "rock hand" symbol (invented by KISS supposedly), but with a slightly homosexual twist. The sign is made by putting the middle, index, and ring fingers under the thumb of that hand. Then the end pinkeys are extended to their height. Fortunately, this signal is most often used in a mocking way to make fun of over-zealous rock fanatics. The traditoinal rock hand looks better (along with a head bang) so keep rocking.
Dude this rock show rocks! It rocks like so rockin much that i just gotta rock it with both my rockin hands, man, cuz like, its too much rock for one hand! ROCKIN! (makes said gayass symbol)
by MJ Kip April 15, 2006
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One Night Hand

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.
by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016
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wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.
Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017
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One Night Hand

Similar to a one night stand, a one night hand involves receiving a hand job from an acquaintance, either known or unknown. After said hand job, neither party acknowledges the others existence.
Cindy gave me a one night hand last tuesday and i haven't talked to her since...
by sacboy October 19, 2010
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The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure
Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.
by ShoTz November 29, 2007
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One Man Hand Party

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party
by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011
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One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.
I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!
by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005
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