by azBowls January 6, 2021
Get the Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurtmug. This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”
by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020
Get the I am pretending to type somethingmug. When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.
girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”
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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
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by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021
Get the Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting starsmug. A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
by lukedanc July 19, 2019
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by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021
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