Noggin Slap

When one is overdramatically hit in the head. Used when the incident sparks humor.

Guy 1: Jeff hit him so hard he fell out of his shoes!
Guy 2: Yeah he got fucking noggin slapped!

by NollyPolly March 15, 2021

Noggin Slap

Being slapped or struck forcefully upon one's head in an unforeseen way.

WTF! He just got noggin slapped!

by NollyPolly March 13, 2021

GT to the noggin

Getting hit on the head by a really fast shuttlecock whilst playing badminton

"Cor, that was a right GT to the noggin. " said Brian slightly concussed.

by AndyT_london January 11, 2008

venus noggin

a person extremely fortunate to have a head that resembles venus - usually beautiful and amazing and a wonderfully funny and sarcastic person

dont cha love people with venus noggins?
yeah they're always so funny and friendly

by amazinggirl100 January 06, 2011

Washington Noggin

A Washington Noggin is a technique for self pleasure where a random man smashes a child's head on the side of the road as the baby's mother is tied up and forced to watch as the man ejaculates on the helpless child

Omg that was a pretty cool Washington Noggin

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 10, 2020

noggin scroggin

gettin or givin head, oral sex

my old lady was otr so we did the noggin scroggin

by cheap_trick_rick July 06, 2009

bitch noggin

An asshole or someone that shouldn't be cared for especially an awful friend.

"This bitch noggin ruins everything."

by SumDude01 May 24, 2017