Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)

1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!

by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018

Nocturnal transmission

Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.

Another nocturnal transmission!?! I can't believe I have to clean up this mess again!

by AFDV December 19, 2010

nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.

My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

by MutantStrike December 9, 2008

Nocturnal People

Male's and Female's comfortable with night time hour's based on sensitivity to ultra violet light because of neurological natural enhanced nerves for night time. An nocturnal human species.

Nocturnal People come out at night, given the choice to like thousands of year's ago.

by SunArt July 29, 2019

nocturnal isolation

nocturnal isolation is an example of subconscious suggestion and mind control, meaning you can't go out at night, but it's also brain washing by it's pronunciation.

nocturnal isolation is inforced in many countries. It's an astral attack. Dirty minds think in time!

by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020

nocturnal knights

The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.

Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG

Im the Leader of Nocturnal Knights

by Dalkota March 13, 2020

Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017