Sympathy Tip

Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.

Venus was hard off for some booty, and I couldn't help but to offer her some Sympathy Tip.

by Turin1 April 21, 2011

sympathy like

A " like" on a friend's facebook post that's getting no play from anyone else

I gave Karen's post about how funny her kids are a sympathy like

by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015

Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.

Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.

by HPfag February 06, 2010

sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.

One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"

by Kooky23 October 20, 2009

Sympathy Slut

An individual, usually female, who will look for companionship or any sexual activity on the basis of the other party showing pity for her.

Look at her, shameless. What a sympathy slut!

by Ronnie Mimiq June 27, 2009

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 02, 2020

sympathy narf

The narf or action of someone narfing because of the presence of narf or the presence of someone else narfing.

As Kim and Michael giggled at the corn-flecked narf on the side of the road, Marmy began to retch violently and almost sympathy narfed right there in the middle of the street.

by Marmy McMarmington November 16, 2006