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Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007
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Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.
"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."
by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012
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Charlottesville excuse

An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.
The news pulls the Charlottesville excuse for publicity.
by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019
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Excuse-itis

Someone that has an excuse for everything.
Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"
by Pepps October 6, 2007
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Carlisle Excuses

Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.
Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses
by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021
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excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.
While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.
by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014
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The ally excuse

The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone
Girl: “you make me so happy”

Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”
by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019
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