A straight up fag who drives miles and miles to see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert....mosty commonly in "Oklahomo." Gaywads of this sort play the guitar and sing along to their Hootie & The Blowfish CDs at any time possible. See near synonym for Oasis fans...Champagne Superhomo.
Road trip BROMO! We gotta get the cooler stacked with ZIMA and get some Virginia Slims...it's a long way to Oklahomo!
by Mario Fillini November 15, 2006
dude I totally say you mackin' on your brother while he was sleeping yesterday, you're such a bromo!
by Moonshadow3 October 14, 2009
by White African Boi August 11, 2019
In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 15, 2006
5-Bromo-DMT (5-bromo-N,N-dimethyltryptamine), or 5-Br-DMT for short, is a derivative of DMT extracted from certain sea sponges.
by PsychedMF August 21, 2021
The type of gay male that is aroused by flirting and seducing heterosexual males; It can also describe the type of heterosexual male that attracts gay males.
Danielle: Hey, Hey Sarah check out that super cute guy sitting at the bar
Sarah: Which one?
Danielle: The one at the left corner talking to the Ravens fans
Sarah: Danielle you need to go home you’re obviously drunk
Danielle: WTF!? Why? I can’t like a guy I see on Monday night football!?
Sarah: No...I know him, that’s Connor; the bromo magnet that told me that fuckin gay guys didn’t count as cheating on me
Danielle:.........I’m calling Uber I’m too drunk
Sarah: Which one?
Danielle: The one at the left corner talking to the Ravens fans
Sarah: Danielle you need to go home you’re obviously drunk
Danielle: WTF!? Why? I can’t like a guy I see on Monday night football!?
Sarah: No...I know him, that’s Connor; the bromo magnet that told me that fuckin gay guys didn’t count as cheating on me
Danielle:.........I’m calling Uber I’m too drunk
by Jordan Shawnee October 04, 2020
something that grown up boy-girl fraternal twins say to each other.
It reassures the other that their sentiment is entirely arms-length and not-at-all weird. This may start as early as puberty to reduce awkwardness and make sure twins can stay friends without fighting to the death
It reassures the other that their sentiment is entirely arms-length and not-at-all weird. This may start as early as puberty to reduce awkwardness and make sure twins can stay friends without fighting to the death
by Dankmemologist September 16, 2023