Skip to main content

Newman Pwns

A phrase used to describe how awesome Paul Newman is. Also kinda funny, because it rhymes with Newman's Own.
Wow, this is such good dressing! NEWMAN PWNS!
by Mikeboarder10 August 31, 2008
mugGet the Newman Pwns mug.

The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.
Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.
by knightviper56 November 29, 2011
mugGet the The Newman Paradox mug.

Marie Newman

A great Progressive lady from Illinois who defeated a fake Democrat in a primary.
The voters have spoken for change by electing Marie Newman for Congress.
by UrbanDefinitionMaker August 12, 2020
mugGet the Marie Newman mug.

Paul Newman

Another word for getting one's salad tossed. The reference being to Newman's line of salad dressing. Salad Tossing of course being the act of getting one's asshole eaten.
"Her ass looked so good in that tight little mini skirt, that all I could think about was creeping up behind her on all fours, pulling her skirt down, and introducing her to Paul Newman."
by Peter Brown September 7, 2008
mugGet the Paul Newman mug.

Newman Pwns

A phrase used to describe how awesome Paul Newman is. Also kinda funny, because it rhymes with Newman's Own.
Wow, this is such good dressing! NEWMAN PWNS!
by Mikeboarder May 20, 2006
mugGet the Newman Pwns mug.

Newman Smith

a high school in carrollton texas who’s mascot is a condom brand. rivals with turner high down the street.

0/10 school and full of druggies
guy 1: yeah i go to newman smith
guy 2: oh shit man, u got sum condoms then?
by turner high school April 19, 2022
mugGet the Newman Smith mug.

kaiden newman

Super gay loves cum in his hair and uses it as hair gel
Kaiden Newman: A person who uses cum as hair gel
by Youknowwho88899 April 17, 2022
mugGet the kaiden newman mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email