Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.
Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.
by Mopsynator June 27, 2010
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Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
by Orik T. Viking December 08, 2021
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near west side

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.
Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!
by Cleendawg September 01, 2017
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Near-love experience

When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.
I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.
by Sugar Plum Fairies June 05, 2009
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near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 02, 2009
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near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
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near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 25, 2017
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