National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 06, 2023

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 04, 2024

National non binary people meowing day

March 18th

"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"

by Irishman732 March 18, 2023

National kick tall people in the balls day

On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.

boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK

by kyleissupergay April 07, 2023

National people named hunter day

On July 27 you have to give every person you know named hunter 20$

it’s July 27 it’s National people named hunter day give hunter 20$

by xoxoomgyes August 02, 2022

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021