Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.
by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019
Get the Bed Napkinmug. A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015
Get the Stress Napkinmug. A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
by paulmor909 September 5, 2016
Get the ass napkinmug. the pile of napkins one brings to the table at a restaurant such as chipotle or taco bell for everyone in the group to use. this pile is also much to large for everyone in the group to actually use and is therefore left in neat pile on the table for the next group of people.
by dishes are done May 31, 2010
Get the mutual napkinsmug. Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
by Gabe Lincoln March 23, 2013
Get the Ham Napkinmug. by freudeschoener November 25, 2011
Get the Philadelphia Napkinmug. When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.
"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."
by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010
Get the Uncle Napkinmug.