Stress Napkin

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.

This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.

by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015

Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.

I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.

by soggynapkin April 4, 2011

Bed Napkin

The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.

Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.

by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019

Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010

mutual napkins

the pile of napkins one brings to the table at a restaurant such as chipotle or taco bell for everyone in the group to use. this pile is also much to large for everyone in the group to actually use and is therefore left in neat pile on the table for the next group of people.

randy and his friends kindly left their mutual napkins at the table for the next group to use.

by dishes are done May 31, 2010

Pickle napkin

A napkin or cloth strategically placed on a plate or dish underneath pickles to block the flowing of juice from saturating another food.

I used a pickle napkin to stop the juice from flowing down the plate, getting my chip’s soggy.

by Chrissypoo9992 August 14, 2018

ass napkin

A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.

I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.

by paulmor909 September 5, 2016