Napkin spitter

When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.

She sucked so hard I thought she was gonna swallow until I realized she was a napkin spitter.

by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019

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Ham Napkin

A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.

Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.

Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.

Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.

by Gabe Lincoln March 23, 2013

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Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010

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Stress Napkin

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.

This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.

by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015

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the pile of napkins one brings to the table at a restaurant such as chipotle or taco bell for everyone in the group to use. this pile is also much to large for everyone in the group to actually use and is therefore left in neat pile on the table for the next group of people.

randy and his friends kindly left their mutual napkins at the table for the next group to use.

by dishes are done May 31, 2010

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