sympathy like

A " like" on a friend's facebook post that's getting no play from anyone else
I gave Karen's post about how funny her kids are a sympathy like
by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015
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sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.
One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"
by Kooky23 October 20, 2009
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Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.
Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.
by HPfag February 06, 2010
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Sympathy Slice

slice of pizza given to someone who has not pitched in to buy the pizza.
Hey can i have a slice?" "Do you have a dollar?" "No" "im sorry my friend but i dont give a sympathy slice
by FTDan June 09, 2010
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Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

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by Perm-suspended February 02, 2020
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Sympathy Slut

An individual, usually female, who will look for companionship or any sexual activity on the basis of the other party showing pity for her.
by Ronnie Mimiq June 27, 2009
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sympathy narf

The narf or action of someone narfing because of the presence of narf or the presence of someone else narfing.
As Kim and Michael giggled at the corn-flecked narf on the side of the road, Marmy began to retch violently and almost sympathy narfed right there in the middle of the street.
by Marmy McMarmington November 16, 2006
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