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New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022
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New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.
"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."
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New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
by AustNilo July 31, 2019
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