New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 17, 2022

Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct

Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩

by YoungCock July 20, 2023

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021