National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉
Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!
by Benjamin's April 11, 2019
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National Fuck A Caitlin Day

On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.
Find a Caitlin and fuck her its “National Fuck A Caitlin Day”
by Jonaathan April 18, 2019
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National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Zenna April 19, 2018
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on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
by medium dick mike April 08, 2021
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National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
by Horny12455 April 12, 2019
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National fuck you Kai day

January 7 is the national day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.
“Gababa”
Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day.”
by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022
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