dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

Fuck my mom

A phrase used to express extreme dislike for someones actions, or to shut some one up.

Person 1: You're doing a pretty bad job at rolling that joint.
Person 2: How about you go fuck my mom. Huh? Just go fuck my mom.
Person 1:huh?

by Fenner August 21, 2006

call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

by Jules P. December 28, 2007

I want my mom

When you feel lonely, troubled or sad and you need someone to hug you like your mom

Asking for directions: I want my mom someone help me
Seeking comfort : I feel sick I want my mom

by Avance September 27, 2017

your not my mom

You cant tell me what to do

Teacher: Colby Sit down
Colby: NO YOUR NOT MY MOM

by RandomGirl221 November 7, 2017

that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.

Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

by Big Despacito Boi June 1, 2019