A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.
My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
by Bshifters December 19, 2019
Get the Moisture Babymug. by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 13, 2020
Get the Moisture Oystermug. Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.
by mitchbitch69 September 1, 2016
Get the moisture maskmug. "Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016
Get the Gooch Moisturemug. The particulate aqueous cloud created by the impact of intercourse, sending a combination of all moisture particles into the air. Each cloud is a single moisture claplet.
by Le Mingus March 3, 2023
Get the moisture clapletsmug. by JohnHector May 16, 2022
Get the Moisturizedmug. by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021
Get the african moisturizermug.