Social Media Diarrhea

or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.

Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!

by TruthTeller1629 July 14, 2011

Mediacom

Almost positively agreed upon as being the Fourth Reich, Mediacom is a sham cable company that will repeatedly lie, hang up on you, do nothing they say, provide horrible internet service, employ absolute fucking retards, and anything else they can to make you feel like your head is going to explode. They are obviously not a cable company but rather a sadistic toy, which was designed and is in use by the Anti-Christ, and made possible by the sheer stupidity of the people they're able to hire. I thought you could only get so many tax breaks for hiring the retarded. Mediacom is synonymous with the words fraud, con, scam, Al-Qaeda, and braindead.

Mediacom should be overrun by angry citizens with pitchforks and hatchets and torches. No employee or affiliated persons should be left alive.

by RobinHoodoftheGulfCoast January 31, 2008

jar media

One of the best yet worst Youtube channels in existence. Containing some of the most memorable yet stupid inside jokes. Members include Alex/IHE, Jim/JimJam/Jamie/Bart Simpson, Ruben/Cholos/Rubano/Roob, Dick/Dick the Head/God, Argy/Argyle/Bimeymoomimey, and James too I guess.

Person 1: New jar media video
Person 2: wow cringe that really wets my pussy
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: IS THERE CREAM ON MARS

by The King Dude April 8, 2017

corporate media

1) What 90% of americans get their 'news' from

2) A sophisticated system of propaganda that pretends it's not

3) A handful of mega-corporations that protect their rich buddies

Fox News is the corporate media wing of the neo-conservative movement.

by nihilix October 3, 2003

Media Watchdog Groups

Organizations that are devoted to finding, diclaiming, and pointing out Media Bias where ever it shows up.

There is a large diverse goups of Media Watchdogs Groups.
On The political Left. Here are just a few Organizations.

Media Matters
FAIR (a.k.a) Fairness Accuracy In Reporting

On the Political Right
Air (a.k.a) Accuracy In Reporting

Fox News, CNN and other media groups continuously being accussed of political Bias by Media Watchdog Groups.

by ???^_^???? October 7, 2006

Social Media Expert

1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.

2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.

1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.

2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.

by Social Media Student April 27, 2009

lost media

Media such as art, music, movies, etc. that is not readily accessible.

The Moore Murder’s audio tapes are considered lost media; the courts never released it.

by Nemesis T February 25, 2020