Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress, simple.

A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

mistressbating

What women do when they self pleasure themselves.

"Yeah, mistressbating means to self pleasure yourself, if you are a woman!"

by LouisaM July 17, 2017

mistment

un mistment o mistmento se puede relacionar a cualquier contenido basura de family guy o una ocurrencia que este relacionada con la persona llamada mist

Ese fue un misment
Ese momo definitivamente es un mistmento

by MistFoster September 12, 2022

Silicon Mistress

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.

Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.

by NCGeekyPants February 28, 2011

Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011

silvas_mistress

The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021