milky pirate

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.

Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.

by driscoll January 11, 2007

milky man

Typically a white man whom has not seen the sun in what appears to be decades.

Whose skin resembles sheets of milk

Milky ness is not only white pasty skin. It is a state of mind.

This guy named Tim looks like a sheet of paper and or milky man with nipples.

Tim loves the cooch but only indoors because he don't want to burn his milky man skin.

It's funny Tim owns a jeep with his milky man ass skin.

Tim can't tell where he powders his balls. It all looks like powdery milky man down there.

by Captainpoon January 5, 2014

milky button

The act of ejaculating in someone's belly button.

He gave me a milky button!

by Krisuel-Blair May 27, 2008

Milky wobblers

Big pale wobbling tit's. Preferably full of milk.

Quooooooooar son look at the milky wobblers on that!!!!

by Milky wobblers March 17, 2017

milky bowl

While using your bong as a fleshlight you ejaculate into it and smoke a bowl through it afterward.

"Have you smoked a milky bowl?" "No dude, what is that?" "Let me see your bong real fast and a picture of your mom."

by Haulass June 9, 2017

milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk

1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!

by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008

milky bones grumble bee

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".

"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."

by NorthernTurdlinger November 25, 2011