Mercer

Todd’s dead dog.

1. Mercer has a cloudy eye, patches of hair, and the breathe of an ass.

2. Put Mercer to sleep.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Mercer

A below standard cricketer, who struggles in life and normally is ginger

Wow, who's that not playing this week, that'll be a mercer

by Gravy 123 May 5, 2023

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

Nikimah Mercer

Nikimah Mercer is that Queen! She leads with grace. She is fierce and a force to be reckoned with.

Nikimah Mercer is the best.

Nikimah Mercer is who I want to be.

by Prénom November 23, 2021

kayla mercer

obsessed over horses. she can be very loud at times but thats just what makes her kayla. she reads a lot and has a dog she loves and would kill for anytime anyday. she loves kicking people, especially in the shins.

student one: whos that one girl whos a god at horse riding?
student two: you must be talking about kayla mercer! shes strong and can be the god of horses

by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022

Alex mercer

An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.

Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"

by imalwaysright112233 October 29, 2021