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merko

alternative way to tell someone that they really suck
by thomas June 24, 2004
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Meerkat

Those familiar witht the way Meerkats re-produce will understand where i am coming from. when fucking doggy, interlock your arms across the females body as if about to pick her up, furiously fuck and dump your beans in several seconds....now, do NOT let go simply roll over still clutching the female and sleep untill refreshed...wake up and piss in her bush so she knows she is your teritory...make sure you keep your hands close to your chest and look out for enemies
"i was banging my wife and wanted to sleep so i gave her a meerkat and slept for hours after"
by mrgwordperfect June 19, 2007
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Meerkat

A sex move when you go down on a girl then lift your head up to take a sneaky peek to see if shes watching then burrow back down to lick her bum hole!
by Meerkat Club January 1, 2010
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meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.
Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.
by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004
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Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)The water that splashes on your ass from the toilet when you poo.

4)See also Vegetasan
You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!!!
by Mike Rotch October 16, 2004
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Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)See also Vegetasan
You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!
by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004
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Meerkatting

When you are taking a poop, but retract the poop and then poop it again repeatedly as if performing anal sex.
I've always wanted to try anal before, so I tried meerkatting instead.
by lion king lov February 13, 2014
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