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mega march masturbation mayhem

Mega March Masturbation Mayhem is an exciting sport for men to play to show who can nut the most. Fill a bracket with 32 men who's ready to play head-to-head. Each player has 24 hours to nut more times than their opponent to move on to the next round. Keep winning to be crowned champion of Mega March Masturbation Mayhem.
Dude are you ready to start Mega March Masturbation Mayhem?
by MasterDebater159 March 20, 2020
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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums.
Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!
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Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush

Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.

One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).
Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!
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Mayhem March

Mayhem March is basically when you fuck anything walking. Your homie's girl,

Your sisters man etc..
Aye bro are you doing mayhem March?
by Beenieman November 1, 2019
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Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 9, 2021
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plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass
Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
by fishgaming June 29, 2023
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Electric Mayhem

Electric Mayhem is a band who makes wonderful music that is shown in the Muppet movies.
"did you hear that new album Electric Mayhem put out?"
by Fixitfrost59 April 18, 2023
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