Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011

Papi Mayonnaise

translation: daddy mayonnaise or sperm.

1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.

2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."

by Imhornyforhalloween June 18, 2019

Sus mayonnaise

A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)

My sister tasted sus mayonnaise and got pregnant

by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021

Dundalk Mayonnaise

Another way of saying Miracle Whip if you happen to be from the zip code 21222.

I really hate myself so I put dundalk mayonnaise on my sandwich.

by Entitled Consumer August 25, 2022

The Patty Mayonnaise

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

Mayonnaise-boy

Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .

"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"

"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."

by Acidslap February 20, 2015

Maygan

A simple girl who loves friends an family. She’s really pretty and super hot! People might try to hate but who are they to judge?

Ugh she’s such a Maygan

by 💀😂 March 8, 2019