Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!
by Gambit820 October 21, 2019
by EugeneSlayer64 June 01, 2019
by vianneyjon April 27, 2019
A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.
A form of Fungi that lives on the Forest Floor.
Know to be eaten by notable pirates to keep there pirate sences high its a all time favourate by sea mariners around the world
Know to be eaten by notable pirates to keep there pirate sences high its a all time favourate by sea mariners around the world
Delia 'I love sucking on mathew morrey'
Martha ' I love sucking on mathew too, lets suck togather'
Delia ' OK!'
Martha ' I love sucking on mathew too, lets suck togather'
Delia ' OK!'
by Dr. Pete Henry Johnson November 23, 2009
The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.
Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.
by Simone Korigann July 17, 2006
by SMLI R2 August 29, 2009