A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends
by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017

by EugeneSlayer64 June 1, 2019

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.
by anonymous December 14, 2020

A form of Fungi that lives on the Forest Floor.
Know to be eaten by notable pirates to keep there pirate sences high its a all time favourate by sea mariners around the world
Know to be eaten by notable pirates to keep there pirate sences high its a all time favourate by sea mariners around the world
Delia 'I love sucking on mathew morrey'
Martha ' I love sucking on mathew too, lets suck togather'
Delia ' OK!'
Martha ' I love sucking on mathew too, lets suck togather'
Delia ' OK!'
by Dr. Pete Henry Johnson November 23, 2009

The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.
Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.
by Simone Korigann July 17, 2006

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
