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when you try to enter your name in bb+ when the dumbass 8 character limit gets in the way!

oh, hi! welcome to my super sch-
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welcome! since you're new...

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Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.

Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox

by bucketcom January 25, 2025

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A Markiplier Moment is a moment (shocking, I know) which comes out as masochistic in some regards. Its characterised by famous youtuber Markiplier, whom is known to push his pain tolerance level, thus been called a masochistic individual.
Person accepts the pain in this situation. Even welcomes, enjoys it.

Person A: Oh, I think I hit my elbow, but it's fine.
Person B: Are you fine?
Person A: Yes, sure. Tbh, I kinda like it.
Person B: Dude, that's a Markiplier Moment.

by EllieTheTraveller May 20, 2023

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A youtuber man that plays

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call

Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

Mark: Ah...

Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

Mark: Hm?

Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...

Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu...

by dr,kool June 20, 2023

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Markiplier

Mark Fischbach, known on YouTube as Markiplier, and 'daddy'. His name originally came from combining his first name with multiplier. He is known for his Five Nights at Freddy's series, and plenty of other projects he has published on Youtube. As of now, he has continued uploading again because he has finished his Iron Lung movie. The most recent videos show him sitting in a bathtub, playing horror games. Markiplier stands at about 3'9" and weighs more than your mother. He is also known for his massive cock.

Markiplier, the sexy Youtube man.

Person 1: "Markiplier uploaded, did you watch his recent videos?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but why the fuck is he in a bathtub?"
Person 1: "I have no idea, but I wish he would get naked if he is in a bathtub."

by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024

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