markiplier

a YouTuber who attracts girls with daddy issues

Boy 1: Who are you watching?
Girl 1: Oh just markiplier

by Please dont show my dad July 2, 2021

Markiplier

A YouTuber who has a thick neck and yells while playing video games.

Did you see the new Markiplier video?
No, I don't like Markiplier.
*gun loads*

by lil kettle July 8, 2021

markiplier

a very muscular man whos very popular and sexy

Hey! look it’s markiplier

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.

Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.

by War zone boi January 27, 2024

Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.

Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox

by bucketcom January 25, 2025

Markiplier

A big giggly bitch with like at least 1 subscriber on YouTube

Oh hey it’s markiplier love his videos

by Cycycunijyddvkkydeuu hi gedhki October 18, 2022

Markiplier's Brother

dont search this up on google

Don't search markiplier's brother, worst mistake of my life

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023