Markie

A penis selfie. A dick pic. A cock Tik Tok.
Last night, just before I clocked out, Chef Mark asked me to come to the office. I didn’t feel comfortable so I went home. When I got to my car, he texted me “I made you something special”. Then he sent me a Markie.
by Wheelin’n’Dealin October 30, 2023
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Markie

Kinda good, Kinda fresh
Wears thrasher, and is kinda basic
Roots are 4 inches long
Owns the “😎” emoji
Writes in all lowercase
Can’t spell
Oh my god, Markie is kinda fresh😎☝🏼
by homeboy420 September 23, 2018
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Markie

A peice of garbage, the worst sister in the world. Never showers and always smells like anus. DO NOT GET A MARKIE.
Markie smells like garbage.
by biggfattdaddyyd April 19, 2021
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Pulling A Markie

When someone in upper management only works until lunch every work day and immediately leaves to play golf and drink fancy cocktails.
Hey is markie in the office? No he’s pulling a markie he left after lunch to play golf and sip apple martinis.
by That guy 2002 October 19, 2023
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Marky marc

And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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fugly marky

Oh he’s sooo fugly. I know he thinks it’s cute to bleach his hair but he’s 30 and balding. He’s a bit of a fugly marky.
by ArJay41 June 06, 2025
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marky lising

Me: yo have you seen marky lising lately?

Them: the dumbass, yeah!!
by strawblank November 15, 2018
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