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The interwebular knowledge of all things knowledgable. Only applys to .net sites, and does not apply in the months of November, July, and April, except on the third saturday of said months. If this Saturday should occur to have a friday in the same month after the event, a festival will be held, and you muct take a photograph of yourself in a chicken suit if you cannot attend. If you misspell 'majiks' to the common 'magicks' you will most likely be called a weiner, because you are not a very good pirate.
No single person can define who has majiks, it must be held before a council of elders, a minimum of 8. If a person boasts publically about having majiks of any sort, they may be executed (banned) before a large audience, and ridiculed to hearts content.
Denier-of-Soup has no majiks, as he is a fake.

Do you have the majiks I asked for?

I wouldn't touch that majiks if I were you, it might explode.
by Mazi November 13, 2004
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Majiros

Pronounced: Maj-air-us. (Hard J sound.)

The best in all fields or ideas. The biggest or huge. The highest of value. The one everyone wants to be or be seen with. Highest of all goals. Reaching new hights with positivie attitude. Unstoppable.
Coach Majiros pushes his athletes to the highest abilities. Watch how we are all in a majiros of a mood to get it right. Nothing wrong with a little majiros to get you going in tough times.
by Baby Girl 2010 February 7, 2010
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Majizz

Magic and jizz amalgamated into one. It can be used as an exclamation.
"That made me majizz!"
"That was so MAJIZZ."
by RieAndAmy February 26, 2010
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Majinka

Magical hijinkx. Like pulling a Houdini, but funnier.
i.e. Like David Blane freaking out strangers in the street. Or the crazy sh!t you might have got into last night but can't fully explain.

in a sentence: David Blane pulled some major majinka on some drunk folks at a bar.

or: We pulled a majinka when we woke up with no memory of how the car ended up in the swimming pool.
by HellsBelle_30 March 27, 2011
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majid jordan

A toronto based r&b duo signed to OVO.

2 of the most goodlooking guys in the industry.
Have you heard about Majid jordan?

I’m such a jordan girl

I’m such a majid girl
by Majjor December 27, 2017
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Majid

A very slender man with an extremely long spaghetti dick.
Girl1: Which guy do you wanna go for tonight?
Girl2: I'm feeling a bit of Majid tonight *wink wink*
Girl1: Mmm tasty.
by Masies December 10, 2022
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Thingy Majigar

Prounounced (thing-e ma-gig-ar) a term used for when you forget the name of an object
Rose: Give me those thingy Majigar over there!
Steven:okay here’s the paint...
by Thecrazysarcasmgirl February 7, 2018
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