Mario

Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"

John: I feel Mario right now.
Mom: Then why not play Mario?
John: *under breath* haha

by baby_blue_panda11 June 24, 2018

Mario

dat guy from a video game

mario time lel

by Haapsalu May 25, 2018

Mario

A iconic video game character but is kind of a simp because he risks is life just to save the princess peach

MarIo Is A plUMBer yOu KnoW

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 10, 2020

Mario

An italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks english, and looks like a mexican.

Don't be racist, be like Mario.

by Lil'Doggo November 30, 2017

Mario

A guy who has a brother named Luigi that works as a plumber,
never actually does his job because some princess named after a fruit keeps getting kidnapped by a literal turtle.

Mario - "Look! it's from bowser!"
Mario - " 'Dear pesky plumbers....."

by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021

Mario

Luigi’s brother

“I was playing the new Mario game the other day.”

by sorrydarling April 6, 2022

mario

Comes off as very suave, smooth, mysterious and quite handsome but is ultimately a player with an over sized ego.
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario

Guy 1: Man I just cheated on my girlfriend with an older chick. She was hot.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.

by toocutetohandlebby July 21, 2012