Malibu

The sweetest pookie ever. Is born to be the next wonyoung. So funny, and is wife and mother to Padlock, and grandmother and mother to Ekenib. If you ever meet a Malibu, yall will be super close, she is so kind and has a great heart, and ice skates like sunghoon.

Person 1: Mommy Padlock, what Mommy Malibu doing

Mommy Padlock: She is twerking to water dont mind her,

Person 1: Ok! I twerk with mommy malibu too!

Mommy Padlock: hey wait up for me

"the sharons three wives all twerking to water"

by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023

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Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

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Malibu Treatment

A deep conditioning treatment on hair.

After a long swim, my hair needs a Malibu Treatment

by Caring Dad December 30, 2012

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doofus malibu

Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them

Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him

by Thank God For Police March 17, 2022

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Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.

His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.

by Wm the Wingman October 08, 2020

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