my sweet lil baby boy 💕

My sweet lil baby boy. His name is Andrew. His last name? I’m not telling. I hope it’s my last name one day tho. I actually couldn’t ever ask for anyone better.I’m so in love with him now and I just fall more in love with him every day. He doesn’t even know his worth and he doesn’t even realize how much he means to me or anyone else. All I can say is he’s worth so much more than what he says he is. I’ve never met someone so sweet and funny and handsome and loving in my life. I tell him every day but somehow he still forgets. Andrew. I love you. Be my sweet lil baby boy for the rest of my life. Be with me forever my love. We’ve had some ups and downs and I feel like we’ve had our fair share of downs and through it all is still choose you. Every day. And I will. Everyday. As long as I’m here. Remember how special you are and how much you mean to me always, okay? I’m so thankful that you walked into my life when you did bec idk if I’d be here rn with you if you didn’t. You didn’t just heal what’s broken inside of me. You fixed me. You fixed my heart. You showed me that I am worthy of love and that I should be cared for. You’ve done more for me than you even know baby. Again. I love you so much. ❤️

I love you so much my sweet lil baby boy 💕

A+B <3

by I luv u July 15, 2023

“Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.

Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts

by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019

oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby

Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."

Person1:*Dies*

Person2: They did an oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby

by 020000000000Sweet Stripes May 26, 2021

.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Ain't My Baby

Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.

Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."

You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."

Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'

by amb69 May 15, 2025

my sweet pretty baby

your gorgeous girl. the love of your life. the sweetest, prettiest girl you've seen. Shes the love of my life.

Chloe: youre my sweet pretty baby
Annabelle: only yours my love

by bonfirebychildishgambino May 7, 2024

my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021