Markiplier

A funny Youtuber until he became an insufferable political activist.

Markiplier is a shining example of why Youtubes shouldn't get political

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2024

Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.

Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.

by War zone boi January 27, 2024

Markiplier

A YouTuber who has a thick neck and yells while playing video games.

Did you see the new Markiplier video?
No, I don't like Markiplier.
*gun loads*

by lil kettle July 8, 2021

Markiplier's Brother

dont search this up on google

Don't search markiplier's brother, worst mistake of my life

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

markiplier

a YouTuber who attracts girls with daddy issues

Boy 1: Who are you watching?
Girl 1: Oh just markiplier

by Please dont show my dad July 2, 2021

markiplier

A youtuber man that plays

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call

Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

Mark: Ah...

Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

Mark: Hm?

Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...

Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu...

by dr,kool June 20, 2023

markiplier

markiplier is a half Korean half american youtuber with 34.4m subs on youtube

and makes gaming videos and horror gaming videos

hey you know markiplier hes pretty cool

by navo_hateshimself February 4, 2023