Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on

Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"

by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

tub ledging

rubbing against the edge of a bathtub as a form of masturbation

Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!

Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging

by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 10, 2016

tub ledging

The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation

Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.

by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 8, 2016

lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018