Lester

Should Be a Last Name that matches the first name "moe"

Guy 1:hey who is that guy over there
Guy 2:oh,he's lester Moe Lester
Guy 1:Oh Mai Gad

by I have a big Dylan December 12, 2010

Wicked Lester

1. Early 1970s rock band that had various members including the original Kiss lineup: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

2. The nastiest shit or fart you have ever smelled in your life.

1. Did Wicked Lester ever make an album?

2. Who left the wicked lester in my toilet?...not cool!!!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Lester Burnham

the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty."

"I pulled a Lester Burnham before work this morning."

by BlazerTXBOTL October 8, 2006

Lester

A ballin' drink: Fruit Punch/Cherry/Grape Koolaid, water, Vodka, ice, and hella sugar. Use a straw and bend it while you suck as not to suck up the sugar granuels.

"Dude, why are your lips so red?!"
"Because I just drank a hella Lester!!"

by bi til i die June 15, 2008

Lester

The old cock in the lounge

Look at Lester

by Nerd dude April 19, 2018

uncle lester

scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.

Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!

by 4666 June 7, 2009

Inspector Mo Lester

Another term for a child molester discovered in a position of authority.

Did you see on the news that Inspector Mo Lester got another one?

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006