Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009

The lem inn

He place were the Goomba daddy’s chill

Me and Goomba fang are in the lem inn beating kids

by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019

Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

Will power of a lemming

Someone who has absolutely no will power and will follow the anyone into any kind of debauchery.

Guy 1: Let's go out drinking
Guy 2: Nah mate, I've just recovered from a 20 hour bender
Guy 1: Ah, go on then...
Guy 2: Ah, OK, why not
Guy 1: Mate, you've got the will power of a lemming

by Benjammin38 January 2, 2009

sticky lemming

The finest of sex acts, you throw you girlfriend/ best friends girlfriend out of a window during sex and you must fire your sticky jozz on her before she hits floor.
hence the name.

guy 1: WTF!! YOU JUST THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW...IM CALLING THE FEDS BRO'.
guy2: its ok maaan, it was a sticky lemming.
guy 1:oh, thats cool.

by bonja October 26, 2007

anal lemming

One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.

Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.

by Sparkybulldog November 8, 2015

Lemming lane

Noun~ Any lane on the road (normally at an intersection) where all other vehicles seem to be in for no apparent reason.
Can be any lane

Look Skwirrl, there are 8 cars in the lemming lane and none in the right.

by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008