real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018
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I thought she was really into me and trying to get me back to her place. . . But when the bar did last call and the lights came up and I saw her face I realized she was lampshading me.
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Get the LampShade mug.Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
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Get the Lampshade mug.When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head
Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
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Get the Lonsdale Lampshade mug.A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.
Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?
Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
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