Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

Lampshaded

To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.

"It's Friday afternoon, lets go to the pub and get lampshaded."

by Mr. Cube April 2, 2008

lamp shade

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...

Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!

by Mary Beth30570 May 25, 2008

lampshadecheese

a lampshade made of cheese

in Holland lampshade's are made of cheese aka lampshadecheese, (shady cheese)

by emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme August 30, 2009