four loko

four loko = awesome in a can.

The secret ingredient of four loko is robot sweat.

by terrytheloon November 20, 2010

dirty loko

a mixture of hennessy cognac and monster energy drink

grab a 5th of heem, a monster and you off that dirty loko

by thequest July 17, 2012

Four Lokoed

When you have consumed a four loko and your night begins to get a bit hazy. You may do something that you would not have done unless you were drinking a four loko. This may not be compared to drinking 16 beers because it is even more wild

Girl:Damn Erica sure had a rough night

Girl 2: yeah I heard she was all four lokoed on that guy

Girl: Really? I would have never thought she would have been on him

Girl2: It was the loko girl... she couldn't control herself

by cavelady_CW November 1, 2010

Loko Map

The act of thinking something is closer than it actually is on a campus map always after drinking 4 loko. Usually involves running places and talking very fast.

Dude, that place is 15 minutes across campus.

No, using my loko map its about 3 seconds.

by Loko Legend June 12, 2011

Ocho Loko

The act of drinking two four lokos in a row.
(Four x 2 = ocho)

Jim: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Mike: I went ocho loko, I don't remember a thing...
Jim: Oh snap

by D-Rock16 December 14, 2010

Floor Loko

When drink so much four Loko your body completely shut downs and you sleep on the floor.

- He hit the floor Loko faster than expected

by MarkusPepinivus February 14, 2023

Bud Loko

The result of dissolving caffeine tablets into a can or bottle of Bud Light. Name stemming from the alcoholic beverage, the Four Loko.

I've never seen John molest so many squirrels than that night he was on those bud lokos.

by FuzzyNippedJack August 19, 2012