four loko

four loko = awesome in a can.
The secret ingredient of four loko is robot sweat.
by terrytheloon November 17, 2010
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Four Lokoed

When you have consumed a four loko and your night begins to get a bit hazy. You may do something that you would not have done unless you were drinking a four loko. This may not be compared to drinking 16 beers because it is even more wild
Girl:Damn Erica sure had a rough night

Girl 2: yeah I heard she was all four lokoed on that guy

Girl: Really? I would have never thought she would have been on him

Girl2: It was the loko girl... she couldn't control herself
by cavelady_CW November 01, 2010
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dirty loko

grab a 5th of heem, a monster and you off that dirty loko
by thequest July 14, 2012
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paul-loko

To own and or to be the best at something
Wow, Level 138! you such a Paul-loko!
by Paul-loko April 27, 2008
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Four Loko

1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day

2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
I have had one Four Loko before typing this definition and am going for my second one now.
by KingRebel_MattyIce August 27, 2021
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Floor Loko

When drink so much four Loko your body completely shut downs and you sleep on the floor.
- He hit the floor Loko faster than expected
by MarkusPepinivus February 15, 2023
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Bud Loko

The result of dissolving caffeine tablets into a can or bottle of Bud Light. Name stemming from the alcoholic beverage, the Four Loko.
I've never seen John molest so many squirrels than that night he was on those bud lokos.
by FuzzyNippedJack August 20, 2012
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