lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.

I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 22, 2016

lightning luddite

An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings

Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.

by Gooch Rider April 10, 2019

Lightning havoc

A moment of social destruction that comes on so quick, it’s like a natural disaster

Watch out, she is going wreak lightning havoc on you

by Loulou Fargone September 28, 2019

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

by The man Pan King April 13, 2020

lightning mcqueen hentai

A phrase used in Smosh's Stop Copying Me remake

Friend A and Friend B: "Say the first thing that come to mind"
Friend A and Friend B: "One two three!"
Friend A and Friend B: "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HENTAI!"
Friend A and Friend B: "ew gross why were you thinking of that"

by WilliamXu210 July 14, 2023

lightning bolts of lightning

Part of a phrase that Fayt Leingod from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time sometimes says when he uses the attack "Lightning Blade" which infuses his sword with the power of lightning temporarily.

Fayt: "Lightning bolts of lightning, grant me the power to strike down evil!!!"

by Khrene Cleaver December 13, 2008

lightning rod

During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.

I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared.

by The Sub February 25, 2005