Kurtis

friend 1: yo look at that nigga
friend 2: it must be kurtis
friend 1: fo sho
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kurtis

kurtis he really really likes Alex and wants her in his bed
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Kurtis

the biggest simp in the world

they may also love french people
"bro why does kurtis spend so much time with Hayat?"
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KURTIS

Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.
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Kurtis-finish

To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.
I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.
by The Distroller February 29, 2024
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kurtis conner

an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022
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Kurtis Schwartz

A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.
by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023
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