An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.
by bonza bob July 30, 2004
Get the Kiwimug. by xanarchy_kitty October 16, 2009
Get the Kiwimug. Kiwi
by Jelly101 November 23, 2011
Get the Kiwimug. A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!
by Pastor Kidneys October 12, 2010
Get the Kiwimug. a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
Get the kiwimug. Kiwi is a little boy, who had sexual intercourse with another boy, then later on in there relationship, he locked up his gay lover in a cage and they had dungon sex for two whole weeks!
by Rig April 12, 2005
Get the kiwimug.