Keystone Cops

Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones

We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.

by SamAnneChris September 26, 2008

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

keystone

usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

(coors brewing company web site)

Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though

by FIREH20 November 16, 2006

Keystone Heights

There is a school located in Keystone Heights in Clay county. In khhs there are a bunch of pot heads, thots, man hoes, and rich ass bitches. Some of the pot head ages can go as low or lower than 8. Pretty much everyone is a pot head and if your not, wtf is wrong with you. Thots.thots. and thots. thots fill up the school many 12 year old girls will have sex with 20 year olds on a park bench. if you go to khhs you will know who i’m talking about. there’s also a bunch of man hoes, guys will do anything to get some p*ssy. literally anything. there are so many rich ass bitches that think they’re better than everyone else when they’re not 🙄🙄 there are so many rednecks so many people love mudding it’s not unusual to see some one one the side of the road in their bathing suits playing in the mud while it rains.most of the parties are illegal with many drugs. a lot of things happen at k beach, very many bad things happen there. basically there just are a lot of things that happen in keystone but it’s over all hella fun, take a vacation over if you want, most people her are welcoming.

“ Dude i’m in keystone heights rn and it’s hella fun come down “

by x-unknown-x May 14, 2019

keystone

Cheap beer, it's actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it's about 10 bucks a case.

I drank a bunch of keystone and I wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!

by the big neptizzle August 14, 2003

Kerston

Amazingly wonderful man. Almost perfect in everyway. Quick whitted, sarcastically charming. Graced with a set of blue eyes that will streal your heart and soul if your not careful. Sexy, loyal, dedicated are just a few of the traits this guy possesses. There is only one Kerston. He will ensnare the senses and bewitch the mind As he makes you fall for him.

Kerston is about to steal your heart as he makes you forget your past.

by #lookatgodp December 16, 2016

keystone

The central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.

Without the keystone the arch would fall down.

by meep116 August 11, 2006