Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 06, 2010

hocker knocker

When you lift the top off a toilet and take a shit in it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly referenced in American Pie; Beta House, when the guy takes a dump in the top of the john while yelling Hocker Knocker baby!

Dude 1: So did you score with that chick who took you to her house last night?
Dude 2: No man she was a total prude and I couldn't get any
Dude 1: So what'd you do?
Dude 2: I pulled a hocker knocker and ditched that bitch!

by IhadTo CleanItUp January 25, 2008

flobber knockers

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

by Malg April 04, 2006

Capital Knockers

Massive titties. Generally only used to describe tits that are both large and extremely attractive.

Person # 1 - " I don't know man, she is kinda fugly."
Person # 2 - " Yea, but she has capital knockers."

by Rabbid K9 May 09, 2011

cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 February 28, 2009

fruit knocker

a slang term used to call a gay person.

That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

by Anonymous October 07, 2003