Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take
nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look like
normal men & try their best to act like
normal men, but are quite extraordinary.
Jonathans have a large fan base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish, people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.
Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to people’s lives. They don’t like praise &
will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups, savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate
time with a Jonathan because he
will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the
name of humour.
Jonathans are frustratingly
short in their communication &
will often leave people wondering
wtf they
mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.
