Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look
like normal men & try their best to act
like normal men, but are quite extraordinary.
Jonathans have a large fan
base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish,
people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.
Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to
people’s lives. They don’t
like praise & will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups,
savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel
like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate time with a Jonathan because he will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the name of humour.
Jonathans are frustratingly short in their communication & will often leave
people wondering wtf they mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.
