Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!
by Dad, is that you? March 19, 2019
by YEtte November 11, 2019
by rachelz March 28, 2018
A Jonah is a nutcase of a person with a dirty mind and a crazy personality. He’ll say the most random shit and will always make you smile. Jonahs will keep you up all night and always be free for a midnight convo, that will leave you in hysterics. He has lots of friends but a smaller friendship group that adore him and will do the weirdest thing ever with him. If you have a Jonah you are very lucky
Friend: I’m so tired I was on my phone TIL 3am last night
Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.
Other friend: Jonah
Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.
Other friend: Jonah
by 1234 England April 11, 2020
A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."
by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019
jonah is a cutie, and has a great personality but he can be bipolar at times. he doesn’t have very much confidence and often gives up on himself. he’s very talented and a funny guy. jonah is someone who you would want as a boyfriend. he’s so caring and kind and always makes you feel better, even if he’s not in the best mood himself. jonah makes friends very easily and often sticks with ones that value his personality. he will crack you up with his amazing dance moves and funny jokes, but will also confuse you at times. but, jonah is overall amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be friends with him.
by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 15, 2019