Someone who exists to lose spectacularly, to make something look more difficult than it is. This is so when someone doesn't fail they look better.
by cricklecrack the curious October 05, 2021
by mfreeman1760 July 16, 2019
That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.
by Nuttyprof99 July 06, 2024
a blow job: To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
by Ksutra February 03, 2010
Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 01, 2017
Jobber 37 is the name given to the Riot Trooper in Starwars The Force Awakens who kicks Finn's ass. Also known as
TR-8R. Derived from Jobber Goon
TR-8R. Derived from Jobber Goon
Did you see how Jobber 37 kicked Finn's ass after yelling TRAITOR
Hell ya man, even vader wanted to be like Jobber 37
Hell ya man, even vader wanted to be like Jobber 37
by Webenator December 31, 2015