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Jelly Spine 

A condition sometimes caused by the ingestion of alcohol when taking Adderral. If the Adderral is taken too early, and the consumption of alcohol continues past its half life, it can result in the lumbar vertabrae of the spine temporarily turning into Jello. The afflicted patient can no longer hold themselves erect, often presenting as an “Air-dancer” or “Tube-Man”, commonly seen in the front of used car lots.
Last night was epic, until James got jelly spine, and we had to carry out to the Uber.
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Jelly Snorf 

Snorting your own or someone else's semen out of someone's butt hole after anal sex.
Male 1: Did you hear that Lance did a jelly snorf out of his boyfriend?
Male 2: Yeah, it wasn't even his own load either.
Jelly Snorf by Chevy Mustang April 14, 2020

jelly spider pancake 

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.
"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"

Jolly spaghetti 

It means that you are someone's comfort.
The comfort or rest to a tiring day.
Jolly spaghetti by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

Jelly squirt gun 

When a girl is on her period and squeezes her stomach
“I’m a human jelly squirt gun after that hug you gave me!”
Jelly squirt gun by Period jelly September 5, 2022

Jelly Smosh

A word used to discribe the love you have for another when "I love you" just isn't enough
Hey take care and remember jelly smosh
I really appreciate all you've done for me, jelly smosh
Jelly Smosh by Pigeon shit December 25, 2022

Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich 

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.
"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"