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James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.
by unknownriot September 18, 2017
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James Bond Love

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.
by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012
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James Bond

When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)
"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"
by Milliman4 April 23, 2020
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James Bonding

When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.
She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.
I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.
by mokijn August 13, 2021
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James Bond

The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.
"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
by James Barley December 25, 2013
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